So I see it’s big news that Britney Spears is spending almost 25 grand a month to lose some weight. She’s reported to have an $8,000 per month personal trainer, a $4,000 per month private choreographer, and be spending ten grand on dietary supplements and a nutritionist every month. Which is all apparently working because a source says she has visible abs again.
And she’s supposedly cleaned up her diet to include mostly fresh food and water. And lots of steamed fish. I’ve read that when they give prison populations Omega-3 supplements, the number of violent incidents drops way down. Maybe the Omega-3’s in all that fish can clear Britney’s mind. But then who would the tabloids pick on? Just kidding. Plenty of fish in the sea. Sorry, bad pun. Britney has been kinda extra special over the past couple of years for them, though.